I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Randomize
