I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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