It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
it's like iHOP with fire
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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