Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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