That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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