David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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