i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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