It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
