Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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