Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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