I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
sarcasm needs its own font
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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