so that wasnt chicken after all
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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