I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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