I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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