problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
