I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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