Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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