I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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