Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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