So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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