If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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