pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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