When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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