You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
