Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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