she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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