i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i out mim tonsoeep
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