I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
