I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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