He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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