Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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