I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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