I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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