She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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