omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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