the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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