i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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