so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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