So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
