And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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