belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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