Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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