seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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