I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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