you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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