hell yes lets make some ravioli
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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