Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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