And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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