yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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