I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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