you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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