once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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