let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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