I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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