Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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